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You thought the Anaheim Mighty Ducks were bad? In the MLS, it appears the New York/New Jersey MetroStars could be bought by the Red Bull energy drink. We think this makes Britney Spears' child the official mascot of the team.

Red Bull already owns a soccer team in Austria, and the company has said that if it is successful in its purchase, the nickname will indeed be the "Red Bulls." This brings us that much closer to our dream of a "Cincinnati Crackheads" team. Someday.


Red Bull Buying MetroStars From AEG [Los Angeles Business Journal]

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