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What Are The Jingoists Saying Today: Italy Wins Gold Over USA Archery On Final Shot Bullseye

The Italians just won gold in Archery on a last-shot dagger of a bullseye. It made for an intense and entertaining watch, however bittersweet it may be to come in second. It was the first medal for the United States, but the real pressing matter is, what are the jingoists saying about Italy snatching gold from the good ol' US of A?

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