What The Fuck Is Major League Soccer Sending Us?

Our fearless leader, Tommy Craggs, received this message in his inbox a few hours ago from an employee of Major League Soccer:

Subject: Perishable Delivery Today - although it might be too gross to eat...

Hi Tommy,

We briefly met at the BWB thing in New York with Neil Janowitz. Hope all is well. (Really I hope you are hung-over like me so that the special delivery you receive today may be somewhat appetizing…)

The delivery is perishable, so hopefully you are in the office. If not, you may want to challenge an intern or two to consume the contents of the box.

What the hell is in this box? We'll update you in the discussion section below as we learn more.