What Weirdos Are Coming To Deadspin

Every once in a while I'll pop into Google Analytics to see what brings people to the site. Some are easily explained ("Tiger Woods Accident"); others, not so much ("andrei kirilenko masha woman (sleep or bed or sex)"). Observe.

Yes. I know. Today is slow. Here are the top 10 Google keywords that have shipped outside readers to Deadspin.

1. deadspin 341,517 4.08 00:05:30 14.23% 29.14% 2. deadspin.com 45,713 4.11 00:05:30 30.35% 25.29% 3. bill simmons wife picture 32,091 3.40 00:05:24 0.28% 35.26% 4. andrei kirilenko masha woman (sleep or bed or sex) 31,234 1.28 00:00:33 89.12% 87.82% 5. deads 21,292 3.88 00:05:44 8.37% 26.30% 6. dead spin 12,826 4.07 00:04:52 21.10% 29.43% 7. tiger woods accident 11,305 1.88 00:01:23 90.46% 60.11% 8. www.deadspin.com 9,143 3.81 00:06:03 11.52% 28.36% 9. bill simmons wife 8,761 3.47 00:05:13 2.83% 35.89% 10. mina brees

And as anyone who has a blog knows, the deeper you dive into this list, the more bizarre and unexplainable it becomes. Here are some of my favorites:

22. blazer girl 73. ambien sex

120. Lee Corso merkin

124. run you stupid dinosaur

167. 917-854-3630 (*my phone number)

I don't know how to read this information or what it tells anyone about how to make the site better, other than it appears, like many other sites, there are lots of people stumbling upon our site while they troll for masturbation-worthy photos on the internet. (I'm referring to "Lee Corso Merkin," of course.)

Anyway, chew on that for a while and offer any and all insights that may shed light on the dark corners of the internet. I'm gonna crap.