When They Think About You ...

Last year, MJD told you about the special World Cup vibrators named after German "stars" Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn, which promised to make women feel "'like you've won the world cup of sex," which hopefully doesn't involve a head butt.

Well, over the weekend, a German court ordered the vibrator's manufacturer to pay $65,000 to the two players, which, all told, is not an unreasonable amount to fork out for an unauthorized endorsement. We still believe this has real potential as a growth industry in the United States and are eagerly awaiting Michael Vick's special "Dogfighter" entry. Just don't let Najeh Davenport make his own model.

German Sex Toy Seller To Pay Damages To Football Stars [Yahoo News] I'm Getting A Good Vibe From This World Cup [Deadspin] A-Rod And Big Unit Are Still Available [Our Book Of Scrap]