Which One Of These Geniuses Do You Think Ran Onto Wrigley Field Yesterday?

"Dude" or "Sweet." Take your time. Think it over. Would "Dude," with his tilted hat, be brave enough to do it even though he doesn't appear to be wearing enough sunblock? Or will "Sweet" do the honors?

Reader Matt W. was there and gives us the answer:

After the very last out, "Dude" immediately ran onto the field. Unfortunately he was not tased.

For those sparse female Deadspin readers who picked "Dude" in your head, you have won the Crashtern's phone number:

347-429-1182

Ladies, he's waiting for your call. Why's he sexy you ask? Well he takes iPhone pics of his story achievements that end up on Denton's Scary Motivation Machine hanging in the front of the office. Then he posts them on his Tumblr. He's adorable.