White On Black Violence

• Joe Calzaghe beat up Bernard Hopkins last night. [ Ring Report] • Sal Paolantonio disses San Francisco defensive backs. [ Niners Nation] • Happy Birthday, Mr. Smoot. [ Mister Irrelevant] • The Minnesota Wild-Colorado Avalanche playoff game on Versus was bumped in upstate New York by an infomercial for makeup. [ Parting Schotts] • If Dmitri Young's fro is a distraction, so is Don Sutton's. [ Nationals Enquirer] • Lions fans aren't much smarter than Matt Millen, it seems. [ 100% Fanjury Rate] • Sam The Eagle has had it with the NBA announcing. [ The Sports Hernia]