White Sox Fans To Endure One More Partial Season Of Hawk Harrelson

Ken “Hawk” Harrelson announced yesterday that he has changed his plans to broadcast White Sox games until he dies in the booth and will instead retire following next season.

Harrelson, famous for generally asinine commentary and bellowed declarations to put it on the board, has been announcing for the team for 33 years. He will only broadcast 20 games next year, primarily on Sundays.

Harrelson said that he looks forward to experiencing fewer murderous urges in his retirement: