Who's Sorry Now? Old Leatherface Edition

Does WFAN have an ombudsman? Because someone needs to tell the network to place Don Imus in a block of ice and shove him toward Greenland, where he can be unfrozen sometime in the future when they figure out a cure for old. Why was Imus racially taunting the Rutgers basketball team again? Not even he knows.

"Here's what I've learned: that you can't make fun of everybody, because some people don't deserve it," he said on his nationally syndicated radio show Monday morning. "And because the climate on this program has been what it's been for 30 years doesn't mean it's going to be what it's been for the next five years or whatever."

Of course Imus said all of this in a gravelly drawl that only cattle can understand. Here's some other fun Imus facts that we just learned: He once called sports columnist Bill Rhoden a "New York Times quota hire"; referred to PBS anchor Gwen Ifill as a "cleaning lady"; and often refers to Arabs as "ragheads."

Elsewhere on the apology horizon:

• "Sorry for all of your tiny missing bits." — Pirhana [MSNBC]

• "Sorry, son. It seemed like a good idea at the time." — Dad [ ESPN]

• "Sorry for all the chronic." — Ricky Williams [ Yahoo Sports]

• "Forgive me, I beg of you!" — Eric Wynalda [ The Jim Rome Show]

Imus On Race Controversy: 'I'm A Good Person' [MSNBC]