Whose Fans Are The Worst? All Of Them!

Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer directs our attention to a column by poker dolt Norman Chad who, having decided that life just ain't worth it anymore, decides to rank the baseball playoff teams by their fans. Just a litany of insults all around, and hey, who doesn't like insults? A rundown:

• Red Sox Fans: "It takes a nickel to get a Red Sox fan started and maybe 50 bucks to shut him up." • Angels Fans: "I live in Los Angeles, and I don t go to Orange County unless it involves a court order, a lap dance or a really, really good bowling coupon." • Yankees Fans: "You can spot the Derek Jeter idolatry and Jersey beer belly from five bar stools away."

We have Chad doesn't leave Vegas and the poker table much. Probably for the best.

It's Boorish Fan Season [TheState.com] (via Hammer Jammer Yellow Hammer)