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He was full of plans. Have you got any plans, Jim? Do you want us to find a cure and save the world, or just fall in love and fuck? Plans are pointless. Staying alive's as good as it gets.

Well, we think Bill's got a point. If you look at the whole life of the planet ... you know, man, has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So if the infection wipes us all out, that is a return to normality.

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