World Cup Dis Track Is Our Generation's Lexington And Concord

"Over There" has been something of an unofficial theme song for our World Cup squad. No longer, now that this exists. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: "I Speak American."

It's the brainchild of the man who brought you the Woody Paige Chalkboard Generator, and the go-to source for screencaps, and it's tearing up the charts. (By charts, I mean it's set off a troll war in the YouTube comments.)

Says the lyrical genius:

My first friend upon moving to Florida to start my Ph.D was from London, so I've seen soccer through her eyes the entire time and want nothing more on this planet to kick their asses.

That's asses, not "arses." We speak American.