World Cup Group G Preview: Let's Just Kill 'Em And Get Breakfast

Here's your Group G hub and open thread where you'll find our previews and predictions.

Germany

Portugal

Ghana

America. Fuck yea.

All times Eastern

June 16, noon: Germany vs. Portugal at Arena Fonte Nova

June 16, 6 p.m.: Ghana vs. United States at Estádio das Dunas

June 21, 3 p.m.: Germany vs. Ghana at Estádio Castelão

June 22, 6 p.m.: United States vs. Portugal at Arena Amazonia

June 26, noon: United States vs. Germany at Arena Pernambuco

June 26, noon: Portugal vs. Ghana at Estádio Nacional

1. Germany

2. Portugal

3. Ghana

4. United States of America

That's it for your Group of Death, y'all. One last group tomorrow, then the tournament. Let's chat in the comments, and find all our previews in the archive.

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