Ya' Ever Play A Game Called "Texas Muffin Tumble" Lil' Lady?

Okay, so President G.W. Bush didn't exactly ask that question to softballer Jennie Finch, but the creepy sexual tension between these two just leaps off of this photo, does it not? But Bush wasn't in the White House Rose Garden just to give Finch the ol' shitkicker leer. He was there to formally send off the U.S. athletes to Beijing for the 2008 Olympics and encourage them to be "ambassadors of liberty" to China. Yee haw, 'Merica.

Tonight, enjoy yourselves and say a little prayer that the Phillies will somehow make a miraculous trade for Matt Holliday even though Jayson Stark has already snuffed out that rumor. Just do it. For me. Please?

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'Night.

Bush Gives U.S. Olympians Rousing Send-Off To Beijing [ESPN]