Yeah, This Guy's Brando

So here's the deal: You're a college baseball player, and you need to get on base to get a rally started. There's an inside pitch, and it's somewhat close to you ... so you make the questionable decision to pretend that it hit you.

After that ... well, it doesn't go well.

Sometimes, you just can't let college kids play without their Ritalin.

Greatness [Lone Star Ball]