"Yeah, You See, Laserdiscs Are The Future"

This guy is Jim Cantafio, and he, like all football coaches, at his high school level or otherwise, is vaguely unaware that there is a world outside of football, or even that there are people on the planet who have, in fact, never heard of football. ("Al-Qaeda people, and that sort.") But man, can he FIRE UP A TEAM! He can also, as EDSBS puts it, is "displaying the signs of a man who has just slipped into tertiary syphilitic madness."

(Poor, poor Danny.)

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(By the way, Cantafio is no longer the coach of this team, probably because he one day burst into flames.)

(UPDATE: Or, he was suspended.)