Yorvit Torrealba Receives 66-Game Suspension For Slugging A Venezuelan League Umpire

The Rangers catcher's physically expressed frustration at a prior strike call earned him 66 games in Venezuelan winter ball, which is the rest of this season and all of next. We wonder how broken up he is about it, considering his son was kidnapped in his home country a few years back, and the worst thing he's ever had to deal with in MLB was a dugout fart cloud. [ ESPNDallas]