You Know, He Could Be Behind You ... RIGHT NOW!

An ingenious reader put this together, the first Dilbert parody we've ever found amusing.

By the way, we're not going to lie to you: We know it has been a week now, and we still watch this thing about twice a day. We'll never, ever get tired of it.

After the jump, we present another reader submission, which should be on the cover of a T-shirt, somewhere.