You’re Single This Valentine’s Day, And Nobody Is Going To Let You Forget It

The greatest fault of Valentine's Day is how it's marketed - or anti-marketed - to the singletons, the Lonely Hearts Club members are so unfortunate as to be without a significant other. But what's unbearable is not being single on V-Day - because honestly, who the hell cares? - it's the presumption that it completely destroys you to be alone. Harrowingly, terribly alone. The hot tears are searing your lonely flesh right now. It's so cold in here. [ Jezebel]