“You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty JUDE Bitch!”: Trump Voters Send Their Best

Illustration: Jim Cooke, Photo: [object Object]

“Abraham Lincoln was the most hated president”

Some of Trump’s best daughters are Jews

“You’r A Real Asshole.”

Wake up, Jews

“I don’t want your corroded, tongue anywhere near my dick, you nasty libtard.”

From someone who knows how to use Thesaurus.com

From someone who does not know how to use Thesaurus.com

From a spot-on impressionist

It’s just like The Da Vinci Code

Steven’s Story: An email in several parts

“Drop dead.”

Standup routines that need work

From someone who emailed each of these as an individual attachment from a Cricket Wireless number

“You shitti farty dirty nasty JUDE bitch !”

“You try use God but you have no idea how to bc you don’t know him.”

“Yeah , you. I am highly educated and own a business.”

“Fuck why the hell couldn’t the germans kill your fucking family back in the 40s.”

This one is maybe from Hamilton Nolan

Still not sure where Jesus fits into this

From my new friends on Twitter

Thanks for reading, George