You Wanna Buy A Used Eagles RV? Sure You Do.

I mean, you'd be a fool not to drop $2,500 on "The Beast," 31 feet of mean, green, American-made tailgating machine. Just 35 years and 43,000 miles on 'er.

No, we don't get a cut of the profits of this Craigslist treasure. We're just anxious to see you behind the wheel of this 1978 Itasca (Winnebago's budget-conscious imprint) and in the Lincoln Financial parking lot on opening day. Sure, the original owners took out the fridge and the heater, which could make tailgating uncomfortable and pointless. But did we mention this?

Toilet facilities are in good working order.

Drop the owner a line today! And you too will be on the road to victory.

[ Craigslist, h/t Scott]