You have to assume this young man was bragging pretty hard about having rinkside tickets for the Cape Breton Screaming Eagles's Quebec Major Junior Hockey League game in Nova Scotia last weekend. You also have to assume that classmates who sat in the second level, if they even got in, are still having a laugh at this young man's expense, what with his crying for mommy after getting showered with protective "glass" thanks to a powerful puck.

Making matters worse was the fact that the Moncton Wildcats won the game 4-2.

(H/T Last Angry Fan)

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