Your Gripping NBA Champions

It is probably not a good sign that the morning after we crown a new NBA champion — and we do congratulate the Spurs, sure — more people are emailing us about a guy who hasn't been in the NBA for 11 years than they are about the game. (To be fair, the story did involve masturbation.) When's the draft again?

Nice to see so many happy French people after an NBA title game, though. Really.

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