Zlatan Uses Powerful Hypnosis To Force Keeper Into Shocking Mistake

Some sort of devious eye magic only known by the most learned of warlocks is the only rational explanation for why Moldova's keeper decided to play an inch-perfect cross off of Zlatan Ibrahimović's forehead for the Swede to redirect into the goal (warning: autoplay video):

Not that we're judging Ilie Cebanu, here. The most terrifying part of gazing into Zlatan's eyes isn't what you see in them; it's the feeling in your soul when you realize those eyes are staring right back into yours.