• By Leitch
    Nov 29, 2007 3:10 PM 13,105
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    SHOTY First Round: Pac Man Jones Vs. Norby!


    Every single SHOTY first-round matchup has been a blowout. We are not sure this will be any different; the Deadspin Planet is of one mind these days.

    Anyway, here are two people who have probably never sat down together for tea, which is a shame; they might learn they have more in common than they think. Or maybe not.

    No. 3 Seed Pac Man Jones
    Introduced the phrase "Make It Rain" to a nation of grateful white people.
    Scared his family.
    Missed out on watching Vince Young play quarterback this season.
    Didn't rassle, darnit.

    No. 14 Seed Norby!
    Co-authored a rather awesome memo
    Has funny name.
    "Hey, how are ya? Couple of things ..."

    So, who's making it to the next round?

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