SHOTY Final Four: Elijah Dukes Vs. Isiah Thomas
Because it's New Years Eve, and we're taking tomorrow off, we figured we'd go ahead and let this post ride the rest of the night and all day tomorrow. (At least until we do our "ZOOOOK" post after the Illini shock the world in the Rose Bowl.)
The title matchup will be on Monday, and it looks like Kige Ramsey has himself a slot. But this one should close. Screw Iowa: The polls are already open here.
No. 4 Seed: Elijah Dukes
Explored the possibilities lent to us by cellular technology. Impregnated a foster child. Became a sports radio star. You divorced, dawg.
No. 8 Seed Isiah Thomas Don't give a shit about these white people, bitch. Understands what black people can say, and what white people can't. Explained sexual harassment to James Dolan. Got gotten by the bitches. Successful avoided Stephon Marbury's "dirt."
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It's a big week coming up, very busy, so vote tonight and on New Years Day, and we'll be back with a full slate on Wednesday. Be safe out there tonight.
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