Ozzie Guillen And His Inflatable FansS

Inflatable groupies.
• A-Rod, cool under pressure. Totally.
Flomax!
• Tim Tebow, a cut above.
• A kid that is now somewhat less smelly.
The horse revolution.
• Mindy McCready, not selling albums.
• Look what two motorcycle crashes can produce.
• Jamie Moyer has a friend in baseball schedules.
• That Barkley sure is honest.
Watch out for more Marvin Harrison news.

All right, that's it for us. We're going to enjoy the Cardinals-Brewers tonight and tomorrow — thanks to everyone who came last night — and let Mr. Christmas Ape drive this train. Hug your moms, and we'll see you Monday.