
• Foul, or not a foul? Doesn't matter now.
• Oddsmaker came back!
• This car is awesome.
• Michael Jackson, UFC fan.
• Loving YMCA.
• Ryan Howard, a Tractor Traylor heir.
• Alfonso Soriano is sensitive.
• Back from France.
• Scary.
• Here comes Reilly!
• Borat and heavyweight champs.
That'll do it for us; we had a late-night birthday party last night, so we're going to sleep now. Christmas Ape is your weekend driver, so tell him hi, and we'll see you Monday.
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