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Idiot On The Pitch Is Nearly Trampled, Escapes Unscathed, Has Whiskers, Is A Cat
An idiot invaded the pitch in the 92nd minute of Wednesday night’s Leagues Cup Tournament match between Real Salt Lake and Liga MX side Tigres UANL, at a point when the game was very much still up for grabs. The absolute moron very nearly took the ball off the feet of Tigres player André-Pierre Gign...
Let These Good Baseball Children Warm Your Rotten Heart
Wednesday night’s Dodgers-Phillies game was interrupted by a lengthy rain delay. For one fan this meant an opportunity to treat the tarp covering the infield as a Slip ’n Slide; for others, it meant sleep. For many, it meant leaving the stadium and going home. Those who left missed the Dodgers carry...
Nobody Had More Fun Watching Wimbledon Than Woody Harrelson Did
Juan Sebastian Cabal and Robert Farah defeated French duo Nicolas Mahut and Edouard Roger-Vasselin 6-7(5), 7-6(5), 7-6(6), 6-7(5), 6-3 in a match that lasted nearly five hours to become the first Colombian players to win a Grand Slam men’s doubles title. It was arguably the best match played at Wimb...
Someone Please Check On The Mayor Of Oklahoma City
Jacoby Brissett Asks A Cosmic-Brained Question About The Cosmos
The summer offseason is a time for NFL football players to get away from the game, rest, heal, and pursue various forms of personal fulfillment. For Colts backup quarterback Jacoby Brissett, this is a time for pondering the big questions of, literally, the universe. Like, for example, whether the Su...
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Slumping White Sox Fella Daniel Palka Would Henceforth Prefer To Be Known As "Julian"

Slumping White Sox Fella Daniel Palka Would Henceforth Prefer To Be Known As "Julian"

Tue Jul 02 2019
Bees Bug Cricketers

Bees Bug Cricketers

Fri Jun 28 2019
Murray State Only Discovered Ja Morant Because A Coach On A Recruiting Trip Decided To Go For A Snack

Murray State Only Discovered Ja Morant Because A Coach On A Recruiting Trip Decided To Go For A Snack

Sat Jun 15 2019
Brewers Utility Man Hernán Pérez Pitches Delightful, YouTube-Inspired 1-2-3 Inning

Brewers Utility Man Hernán Pérez Pitches Delightful, YouTube-Inspired 1-2-3 Inning

Wed Jun 05 2019
Deserve's Got Nothing To Do With It When Adults Lose Their Minds Over A Foul Ball

Deserve's Got Nothing To Do With It When Adults Lose Their Minds Over A Foul Ball

Wed May 29 2019
Antonio Brown's Unkempt Pittsburgh Lawn Is A Boon To Mother Nature, You Jerks

Antonio Brown's Unkempt Pittsburgh Lawn Is A Boon To Mother Nature, You Jerks

Wed May 29 2019
Gabrielle Union Needed To Tell Dwyane Wade That Milk Doesn't Cost $20

Gabrielle Union Needed To Tell Dwyane Wade That Milk Doesn't Cost $20

Sat May 25 2019
Mike Francesa Warns That Meteorologists Are In The Pocket Of BIG TRAVEL

Mike Francesa Warns That Meteorologists Are In The Pocket Of BIG TRAVEL

Fri May 24 2019
Biased Umpire Brazenly Interferes In Fiercely Contested Anthem Standoff

Biased Umpire Brazenly Interferes In Fiercely Contested Anthem Standoff

Wed May 22 2019
Young Child Demonstrates Impressive Pigeon-Throwing Abilities To Confused, Scared Onlookers

Young Child Demonstrates Impressive Pigeon-Throwing Abilities To Confused, Scared Onlookers

Sun May 19 2019
Report: U.S. Navy Cracks Case Of Majestic Sky Dick

Report: U.S. Navy Cracks Case Of Majestic Sky Dick

Tue May 14 2019
Dodgers Fan Keeps Trying To Catch Foul Balls, Keeps Throwing Food All Over The Damn Place

Dodgers Fan Keeps Trying To Catch Foul Balls, Keeps Throwing Food All Over The Damn Place

Thu May 02 2019
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