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    Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her

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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/21/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    See the mens questions work better for me. I am currently in a relationship where I make 4-5 times what he makes and I want a prenup. I like my house and I paid for most of it before you came into the picture, so please understand I view that as mine. Also, I told you up front, I don't want marriage and I don't want babies, so why are you bringing this shit up now? Can't we just live together and enjoy it? I understand you are younger than me, and I have been to the rodeo once, but when I married him, we took kids off the table, he had 2 from his first marriage, and we agreed no. Now you are making this an issue. I am 38, people don't start having kids at 38, they stop. Plus, it will make me pissy if I am going to work and you are staying home. You won't like me pissy so let's not rock the boat on this one. I undertand you think you would make an excellent father, but if that is what is most important, go find another girl and leave me alone. I like vacations, I have 3 planned for the next year already. I can't do these things all knocked up.
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    11/21/09

    @J-No: Most of my vacations start with tequila shots between 9 and 10 am, and let's face it, people judge pregnant women doing that. So let's pass.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    Who would have guessed Drew would look so good in a wedding dress?
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. Are you gonna eat that?
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    And remember - if you're going to ask all of these questions, it's best to do so in the style of John McLaughlin
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    @ TimCouchPotato

    That is one of the most excruciating parts of marriage. Not only have I moved further away from my friends, the first time I met one of the husbands, I of course tried to break the ice with 'did you see that game?' His response? I don't like sports.

    That was three years ago. He'll be at the house tonight.
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    11/20/09

    @Phintastic: Yikes! My wife's friend, who is our age, married a guy 12 years younger than her and he doesn't like sports. So when they're over at our place for a BBQ, he just sits there, never joining in the conversation with the guys.
    I want to tell him, "Hey, can you move? That seat belongs to someone who can add to the discussion."
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/20/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer:

    At least now I can talk to the non sports guy...it's weird though, usually I just talk football with his wife because she's way into it.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    6. Have we broken up several times before?

    Shouldn't you already know this answer?
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    12. If instead of letting me watch the big game with the guys, will you force me to go the opera or watch a romantic comedy?
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    11/20/09

    @Stev D: Are you a manic pixie dream girl? Will I only realize this in the third act?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. What do you want from me? It's not how it used to be. You've taken my life away, and ruined everything.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. What does Bill Murray whisper to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation?

    12. Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/20/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: 13. What the hell was in that suitcase in Ronin?
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    Image of Sheed's Bald Spot Sheed's Bald Spot
    11/20/09

    @#c16985266 : 14. What happened to the car in Army of Darkness?

    15. Where's the crew of the Mary Celeste?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/20/09

    @Sheed's Bald Spot:
    16. No, seriously, whatever happened to Baby Jane?
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    11/20/09

    @Mr. Praline:
    16. Who was the Hummer driver?

    17. Why the hell do they call him "Silent" Bob, anyway?

    18. Who moved my cheese?
     Reply
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    Man: Would you get upset if I accidentally slept with your twin sister?

    Woman: I don't have a twin sister.

    Man: Your younger sister then.
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. Top shelf, or five hole?

    11a. Are you aware that those are euphemisms and do not, in fact, relate to hockey?
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    As the sole witness, will you rat me out for murdering our neighbor with all the stinky cats? Because you are under no legal obligation to do so. Once we are married.

    I do.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    I've seen plenty of people live together before getting married and then get divorced. Still, not a bad idea.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11) Do you want a TV in the bedroom?

    Because I either want to stay up late watching the west coast games or sleep in silence. Decide now, and get used to it.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/20/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    Marriage is acceptance. You either accept the person, genital warts and all, or you don't.

    *Prerequisite for marrying Norman Mailer.
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