The only true indicator of future success is how hard a team will come out and HIT YOU IN THE MOUTH! Because that IS HOW YOU WIN GAMES IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE!
Where will Erin Andrews make her next television appearance? Does Brazzers count?
If Brazzers has a television channel, I am signed up to the wrong cable company.
08/27/09
Oh Shit! Purple Prose is back?
08/27/09
That's what you get for hiring Cormac McCarthy to do it.
08/28/09
08/27/09
paging ABORTBOT, RETRYBOT, or FAILBOT
08/27/09
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08/27/09
I really need closure on the muff stubble girl. Inquiring minds would like to know what she's up to.
08/27/09
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08/27/09
Whoa, Poindexter! Can you write that sentence in American, please?
08/20/09
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08/20/09
/nails handful of cheetohs
/chugs Mountain dew
/polishes virginity
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If Brazzers has a television channel, I am signed up to the wrong cable company.