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    The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II

    Expository Writing

    Adrian Peterwho?

    Every Punch Bowl Needs A Turd

    The Exception That Proves Exactly Nothing

    "What-If" The "What-If"

    Why Your Stadium Sucks: La Scala Opera House (Teatro alla Scala; Milan, Italy)

    Remember This Guy Is In The Hall Of Fame

    Sir, You Did Not Read The Memo Carefully

    Jesus Is The Derek Jeter Of Christianity
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/18/09

    In reply to "What-If" The "What-If"
    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    Hmm...probably selling my home of 49 years to a minority family to help pay for my wife's hospice care. Or dead.
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    09/18/09

    In reply to "What-If" The "What-If"
    Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    Hmm...most likely selling my home of 49 years to a minority family to help pay for my wife's hospice care.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09/17/09

    In reply to Expository Writing
    He's not that great.
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    Image of Yostal Yostal
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    I'm all for making FJM an Old Home Week feature. Once a year, we bring them in, they fisk the worst articles of the year, and we all promise to watch Parks and Recreation. It's win win win!
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    Today was Deadspin Hall of Fame worthy. Bravo, Mose Schrute and company.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    cmon, bring back FJM. I know network showrunner money is nice, but its not niche website money
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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    The real ending? The guys are woken up by an angry script coordinator with fresh scripts to brad, and they realize that today was all a beautiful dream.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    Much like LZ after Bonham died, Paul Shirley now thinks Deadspin is much better.
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    Very rarely do people live up to their names. Reggie White was black. Clint Black was white. So congratulations, dak tremendous and Junior Tremendous, for being so goddamned tremendous today.

    Ken, however, is a whole 'nother story.
     Reply
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    Wait, is FJM serious about the Jalopnik guest-editing thing? Because I could SERIOUSLY use a vacation. Just sayin'...
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    09/16/09

    @Ray Wert: Also I know some people who've got this cousin who dated someone who could probably pull some strings.
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    Image of Texy Texy
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    My only regret is that there was no Hat Guy.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    I vote we all DO NOT promote the below comment we're all thinking about promoting. That's just me, though.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/16/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: But it mentions me! I think.
     Reply
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    09/16/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: What's wrong with having David Lynch comment here?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/16/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: That story did not make me happy.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/16/09

    @Steve U: I feel like there's a limit to how much we can appreciate things that attempt to be the opposite of what DS usually is, and there's only so much you can appreciate the humor of someone so purposely and so far below the standard.

    Like that asshat Chris Hanson's Axe, for instance.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/16/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Is AJ's name misspelled on purpose?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    Has Moe finally met her match?!?
     Reply
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    Come back Shane! Shane!
     Reply
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    Image of AC_Greens_Virginity AC_Greens_Virginity
    09/16/09

    In reply to The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II
    There was too much commenter love today. Bring back Super Homo Beach Volleyball and Blazer Girl. And Drew.
     Reply
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    09/16/09

    @AC_Greens_Virginity: And Drew

    So Super Homo Beach Blazer Wearing Volleyball.
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    Image of AC_Greens_Virginity AC_Greens_Virginity
    09/16/09

    @twoeightnine: Drew wears blazers? Always thought of him as more of a Big Dogs and Zubaz sort of guy.
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