I'm all for making FJM an Old Home Week feature. Once a year, we bring them in, they fisk the worst articles of the year, and we all promise to watch Parks and Recreation. It's win win win!
The real ending? The guys are woken up by an angry script coordinator with fresh scripts to brad, and they realize that today was all a beautiful dream.
Very rarely do people live up to their names. Reggie White was black. Clint Black was white. So congratulations, dak tremendous and Junior Tremendous, for being so goddamned tremendous today.
@Steve U: I feel like there's a limit to how much we can appreciate things that attempt to be the opposite of what DS usually is, and there's only so much you can appreciate the humor of someone so purposely and so far below the standard.
Like that asshat Chris Hanson's Axe, for instance.
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Hmm...probably selling my home of 49 years to a minority family to help pay for my wife's hospice care. Or dead.
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Hmm...most likely selling my home of 49 years to a minority family to help pay for my wife's hospice care.
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Ken, however, is a whole 'nother story.
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Like that asshat Chris Hanson's Axe, for instance.
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So Super Homo Beach Blazer Wearing Volleyball.
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