LoDuca Will Dodge Your Questions, And Cars

While we're on the steroid beat, DC Sports Bog has a pretty amazing snippet of a Paul LoDuca conversation from the day before the Mitchell Report came out. When in danger, or threatened, just make sure to almost be hit by a car.

Hey, whatever works.

"You know, to be honest, I probably should stay away from it, so I'll have no comment, but to me I don't think it's really an issue. You know, all this stuff that's been going on for the last three years, the probing [of] guys, doing this and that, it's the kind of thing—Ooh, whoa, I'm driving, I almost got hit by a car!"

We have no better joke than Dan Steinberg's: "Upon receiving a follow-up question, Lo Duca did not change the topic by claiming he was in the middle of an asteroid attack."

Paul LoDuca Says Get Over It [DC Sports Bog]