A combination of WGR-550 AM in Buffalo and the Buffalo News (as collated by First Time Caller, Long Time Listener) have reported that Eric Moulds, former Bills wide receiver, allegedly slugged a man in the face early Friday morning because he wouldn't step the hell off and stop asking him for an autograph and telling him how great he was. We did the same at Will Leitch's book signing in Chicago last winter, though we should point out we didn't hit anyone with our blogging hand. That's the moneymaker.

WIVB-TV reports that current Bills wide receiver Josh Reed was also at the bar but stayed the hell out of the fray.

Eric, assuming any of this is true, there's a simple answer to this conundrum of having fans harass you for autographs: move out of Buffalo. No one else remembers you.