A Man Like This Has No Business On A "Practice Squad"

Guess who's back everybody!

As if you didn't enough to be scared about in Miami this weekend, you should be careful if you're around a McDonald's. Because Marcus "New Mexico" Vick is now on the Dolphins' active roster.

Vick will provide depth at quarterback while sidelined starter Daunte Culpepper focuses on rehabilitating his surgically repaired right knee. Joey Harrington and Cleo Lemon are the Dolphins' other quarterbacks.

That's right: Vick isn't just going to be a kick returner, he's going to maybe play some quarterback. There's no way any team in recent NFL history has had a more fascinating trio of quarterbacks than Daunte Culpepper, Joey Harrington and New Mexico. Is it too late to sign Jeff George too?

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