A Pile Of 320,000 Firecrackers Going Off? Yes Please.

This video's a couple days old, but we're just getting to it now as a belated Presidents' Day celebration. That's about America, right? America's about blowing things up, right?

We don't know any details behind this video other than (according to the YouTube description) it's "a memorial to a family member," so probably somewhere south of the Mason-Dixon. Also, it's way too close to the road.

America!

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