About Last Night...

• NBA: Magic 106, Nets 113. Magic forward Grant Hill left the game in the second half after reaggravating his strained groin. "I'm running out of ideas," he said. "I really don't know what to do." I'm sorry, Grant, but it appears that the only thing that could keep you healthy is what's written across the front of your jersey. • NHL: Flyers 3, Capitals 1. My brother attended this game, but left in the 2nd period to go to a titty bar. That's it. I have nothing else to share. • Women's College Basketball: Clemson 61, North Carolina 102. What's that? You don't care? Well, mister, you're going to be sorry when the next WNBA draft rolls around and you don't recognize any of the names.