What you missed while revolving slowly from the blade of a ceiling fan by your underwear, above a Cardinals cap and a pile of empty Tequila bottles on the floor below ...
• NFL: It's RomoCop! ... Cowboys score 25 points in fourth quarter behind new bionic quarterback ...
• Soccer: From way across the pond, presenting Teddy and West Ham.
• NHL: Sharks down Lightning as Thornton comes out of hiding ...