About Last Night

What you missed while revolving slowly from the blade of a ceiling fan by your underwear, above a Cardinals cap and a pile of empty Tequila bottles on the floor below ... • NFL: It's RomoCop! ... Cowboys score 25 points in fourth quarter behind new bionic quarterback ... • Soccer: From way across the pond, presenting Teddy and West Ham. • NHL: Sharks down Lightning as Thornton comes out of hiding ...