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About Last Night ...

What you missed while fighting with shrubbery ...
• College basketball: "Duke beats Clemson" has now become mankind's most oft-repeated phrase, replacing "You're fired."
• NBA: P.J. Brown (!) leads Bulls past Mavericks, 96-85.
• Golf: The Brandt Snedeker Era dawns throughout the land, as rooting for Tiger Woods suddenly seems so childish.


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