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About Last Night

What you missed while beginning to regret the return of Lyla Garrity...
• MLB: Pronk delivers the winner extras. Is it possible that the Yankees have been cursed? Yes it is, more on this later.
• CFB: Beating Louisville is the new black. Will will (awk-ward) now dress exclusively in Beating Louisville t-shirts?
• NHL: Mike Comrie tallied two goals and two assists in the Islanders 6-4 win over Buffalo. Then he called Hillary Duff to tell her all about it while she filed her nails and dreamed of a better life.


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