About Last Night

What you missed while winning the cardboard tube fighting championship ... • MLB: Boston sweeps Colorado in four, will now move on to ... to ... um, did you say baseball season is over? Don't be ridiculous ... • NFL: An American Slopfest in London ... Dolphins now winless in Europe as well after 13-10 loss to Giants. • Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon are fender-to-fender, trying to knock one another off the track. Now they're both on fire, spinning toward the finish line! (May be embellished).