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• NBA: The Tempest that is Zydrunas Ilgauskas not enough to stave off Mavericks. Dallas 92, Cleveland 74.
• NHL: Modano reaches milestone [redacted]. Modano still one assist short. Blackhawks 5, Stars 4.
• Soccer: Welcome to the Ruud van Nistelrooy Era. Real Madrid 6, Valencia 1.