What you missed while setting your annual Easter Bunny traps...
• CBB: UCLA defeated Texas A&M in dramatic comeback fashion because they care about your level of entertainment.
• CBB: Michigan State defeated Pitt because I've somehow managed to anger God. Fuckin' God.
• Boxing: The great Joel Casamayor managed to stop the unstoppable force that is Michael "The Spartan Warrior/Action Hero" Katsidis. Casamayor keeps his lineal championship and his Ring Magazine title while cementing his place int eh lightweight division.
• NBA: Professionals played basketball as well, I assure you. More on this story as it develops.