After 3 Days, Jesus Rose From The Dead. After 4 Days, Tim Tebow Is 0-12 In The Arizona Fall League

Blessed are the merciful, such as Tim Tebow, who is showing mercy to any and all baseballs he could hit in the Arizona Fall League.

Here is a list of the other headlines we considered for this post:

Hitting A Baseball: A Miracle Too Hard For Tim Tebow

Jesus Christ, Tim Tebow Can’t Even Make Contact With The Ball

Holy Cow! A Saintly Bovine Could Hit As Well As Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow Can Raise The Dead, But Not His Batting Average

Unlike Christ, Tebow Unable To Resurrect Athletic Career

Matthew, Mark, Luke, And John, Tebow K’d With Two Men On

Tebow Strikes Out Again; Arizona Fall League Fans Cry Out, “Barabbas!”

Tebow Celebrates Passover By Allowing Bat To Pass Over Baseball Three Times

Tim Tebow Celebrates Sukkot By Sucking It

Please Pray For Tebow’s Baseball Career

The Devil Tempted Christ For 40 Days; Tebow Unable To Hit Ball 40 Feet

Tim Tebow May Be A Disciple, But He Sure Isn’t Disciplined At The Plate