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After 3 Days, Jesus Rose From The Dead. After 4 Days, Tim Tebow Is 0-12 In The Arizona Fall League

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Blessed are the merciful, such as Tim Tebow, who is showing mercy to any and all baseballs he could hit in the Arizona Fall League.


Here is a list of the other headlines we considered for this post:

  • Hitting A Baseball: A Miracle Too Hard For Tim Tebow
  • Jesus Christ, Tim Tebow Can’t Even Make Contact With The Ball
  • Holy Cow! A Saintly Bovine Could Hit As Well As Tim Tebow
  • Tim Tebow Can Raise The Dead, But Not His Batting Average
  • Unlike Christ, Tebow Unable To Resurrect Athletic Career
  • Matthew, Mark, Luke, And John, Tebow K’d With Two Men On
  • Tebow Strikes Out Again; Arizona Fall League Fans Cry Out, “Barabbas!”
  • Tebow Celebrates Passover By Allowing Bat To Pass Over Baseball Three Times
  • Tim Tebow Celebrates Sukkot By Sucking It
  • Please Pray For Tebow’s Baseball Career
  • The Devil Tempted Christ For 40 Days; Tebow Unable To Hit Ball 40 Feet
  • Tim Tebow May Be A Disciple, But He Sure Isn’t Disciplined At The Plate

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