Afternoon Blogdome: Those Aren't Shorts, They're Just Tiny Dress Pants

• Patrick Ewing prefers comfort above all else: It appears Patrick Ewing didn't get the memo about the dress code for Hall of Fame induction. But what are they going to do? Keep him out of it for wearing shorts? [ With Leather] • Brett Favre's special football card: Oh, those crazy sports card companies: "Topps revealed on Monday that it will release a football card of Brett Favre riding his retirement lawnmower — the subject of a previously released card — into Times Square.The original card was inserted into packs of 2008 Topps football, while this card will be found in packs of 2008 Bowman football when it hits stores in late-October." [ Chris Old's Sports Stuff] • Adam Jones molested on punt return: Adam "Pacman" Jones said the Browns did a lot of cheap stuff in Sunday's game. DB Nick Sorensen grabbing and squeezing Pacman's groin region topped the list.Pacman said that act occurred in the pileup after he muffed a punt. [ Shutdown Corner] • If only there were high school fantasy sports: St. David’s running back Raine McMillan rushed 14 times for 435 yards in Friday’s 76-35 victory over Hobgood Academy. He scored on runs of 56, 27, 74, 49 and 23 yards and averaged 31 yards per carry. [ Preps Now]