Afterwards, They Attacked A Guy With Their Unfinished Screenplays

You know, we have to give credit where credit is due: We have never considered UCLA Bruins fans among the most passionate and violent in the land of collegiate sports, but, apparently, we were mistaken. After the Bruins' win over USC last Saturday, a group of Bruins fans ganged up and attacked a Trojans fan, ultimately taking out his eye with a broken beer bottle.

Daniel Crowson, whose face was scraped and bruised, told reporters he lost an eye when he and a friend were set upon by as many as 10 UCLA fans simply they were "convenient" and "had the opposing colors on." "There certainly was no instigation," the Torrance man said. Crowson said he was taking punches from as many as 10 attackers, then "out of nowhere, I just remember seeing a flash of a bottle come across my face." His wife also recounted seeing her husband's injuries. "I see my husband come around the front of the car, covered in blood and just adrenaline-pumped, and screaming and saying, 'They hit me with a bottle, they hit me with a bottle,'" she said. "The glass that hit his eye went through every layer of eye, severing it all, all the way to the jelly."

"All the way to the jelly." Jeepers. Way to go, UCLA fans; we honestly didn't think you had it in you.

USC Fan Loses Eye After Pro-UCLA Group Attack [CBS]