America's Most Patriotically Awful Band Is Back With A New Buttrock Jam
We haven't heard much from Madison Rising since they fart-rocked their way through the "Star Spangled Banner" at a NASCAR race, but "America's most patriotic band" has a new mishmash of hot guitar licks and raspy warbles about guns 'n trucks for us to rock out to.
This is the theme song for a new Sarah Palin-hosted TV show called Amazing America, because what the hell else would this song be used for? Some lyrics: "From the snowy passes to the desert sun / With the dogs and the horses and the trucks and the guns."
Once you've gotten your fill of dogs and horses and trucks and guns, scroll down and relive the glory of Madison Rising's anthem rendition.
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