And the award for unintentional use of a sexual euphemism in an Olympic story goes to...John Leicester, AP Olympics columnist: "Yelena Isinbayeva got the Olympic gold and a world record; American Jenn Stuczynski got the silver and a lesson in humility.And we now have a new rivalry that should make woman’s pole vaulting fun to watch for many more years to come. Big poles and big mouths don’t go together." Oof. [ Yahoo!]