Former ESPN and current MMQB contributor Andrew Brandt is known around these parts for one thing: mercilessly pounding unfunny Twitter jokes into the ground. After delivering classics such as ā€œServed with a defibrillatorā€ and ā€œHam sandwich trade,ā€ Brandt has unveiled his latest stroke of comedic genius.

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