Are You There God? It's Me, Jim: Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Below, you will find your open thread nightcap. Please join us, won't you?

Pittsburgh at Indianapolis (NBC): I mean, I'll watch it because it's football, but odds are it will be brutal. Mike Tomlin gives the typical empty compliments quote about the Colts and Kerry Collins, but we all know this will be a bloodbath. Enjoy?